(MAN HOWLING)
♪ Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
♪ Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood
♪ Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
♪ You sure are lookin' good
♪ You're everything that a big bad wolf would want
♪ Listen to me ♪
(HOWLING)
♪ Little Red Ridin' Hood
♪ I don't think even big girls should
♪ Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone ♪
(HOWLING)
♪ What big eyes you have
♪ The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad... ♪
JENNY: You're obsessed with him.
BECKY: I'm not obsessed, I'm just highly interested.
JENNY: Come on. Let's settle this.
Girls, please, sit.
Sit. Let Zela read your palms.
Oh, no. Forget it. This is stupid.
JENNY: So are you. Sit down.
Okay, Zela, this is it.
My friend here is basically obsessed with this guy that won't call her back,
and we need to know if she should forget him cold... (WHOOSHING)
Or hold out for the next 20 years.
(INHALES SHARPLY) Well, anyways, whatever you see,
just say, "Forget his ass."
(CHUCKLES) No, no, no, no, no, no. I need you to read my friend's.
Blood.
Excuse me.
I see blood.
So much blood.
Okay, that's nice, but... (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
You, too.
You're both in danger.
(CHUCKLES) Need to know? No. Back to the guy.
It's not the guy.
It's, uh... It's a beast you should fear.
Okay. We're done here. Ugh.
Come on, Becky. Let's go.
Beware the moon.
It feeds in the moonlight.
(BECKY GASPS)
You can't tell people this shit.
Jenny!
Lay off the crack pipe.
Jenny!
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Jenny!
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
I'm gonna lock up in the back.
Okay, Jose.
Hey, looks like you got a visitor.
(WHIMPERS) BROOKE: Hey there, boy.
Where did you come from?
(PANTING)
Come here.
Oh.
Ah.
Oh, Zipper? Zip? BROOKE: Oh, look at you.
Zipper. Hey, hey, Zipper. Hey.
Oh, there you are. I'm sorry.
Oh, no. He's adorable. (ZIPPER WHIMPERS)
Come here. Hey.
I'm sorry. One minute he's here, the next minute...
Wh... Hey, uh, Brooke, right?
Do I know you?
Oh, yeah. We, we, uh... We go to school together.
I sit behind you in government, algebra and French.
Oh, really? (TIRES SCREECHING)
Are, are... Are you sure?
Yeah. Brooke Mueller, Jimmy Myers. M-U, M-Y.
I've sat behind you for, like, three years.
Oh. Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, Brooke, you ready? Yeah. Almost.
(KISSES) Five minutes.
I'll see you at school. Okay, yeah. No, I know.
Hey, I know you... From PE.
BROOKE: His name's Billy. Uh, it's Jimmy.
You're the dodge ball crotch target.
You should really wear a cup.
Stop it, Bo, okay?
I'm just looking out for him. He can't help it.
Every school's got one, the derogatory "it,"
the geek on his way to fag town.
Look, I'm, I'm not gay.
Bummer. You mean you're just an ass wimp-wad for no reason?
Yep.
(CHUCKLES) That sucks.
Boo! Whoa!
(WHIMPERING)
You're such a dick, Bo. (SCOFFS)
Just ignore him, Jimmy.
I think your dog is gay, too. (BOYS LAUGH)
(SCOFFS)
BO: What's with the Make-A-Wish charity case, Brooke?
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(CELLPHONE RINGING) Hey, Ellie.
Hi, Tony.
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
(CELLPHONE BEEPS)
Hello? JIMMY: Ellie!
Hi, Jimmy. I'm waiting.
Yeah, I know. I stopped by Tinsel my way to see Jake.
But I'm your brother. I'll be there soon.
Well, how soon? I said soon, okay?
Do you know what can happen to me over here? Yes, I know what can happen
to a teenager on Hollywood Boulevard. Do you?
Okay. Quit whining. Fine.
Yeah. Bye.
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
Perfect.
(MUSIC STOPS)
Excellent! Excellent!
Cool. Fifty grand well spent.
Okay. Looking good up there now. You got it.
Ellie. Hi. Hi.
How's it going?
Uh, we're not even close to finished.
I got four days of work, and the opening's in two. I am drowning in stress.
(MOANING) (MOANING) Yeah.
Kiss me again. (CHUCKLES)
What are you doing here?
(METAL CLANKING) Well...
That's good. I told you. That's good.
I haven't seen you in days. (SIGHS)
I wanted to make sure you were still alive. What is this?
It's a medieval torture device,
which could actually be fun later.
(CHUCKLES) Come on.
I'll give you the two-cent tour. Okay.
Spanish Inquisition... Hmm.
Frankenstein's laboratory,
Dracula's coffin.
(SQUEAKING)
What's that?
Oh, that.
That is a sterling replica
to commemorate the 50th anniversary of The Wolf Man.
It was donated by the Chaney estate.
Wow.
Planet Hollywood has nothing on you guys.
Shh. We don't mention them here.
(JAKE CHUCKLES)
So, I was thinking,
I'll be here for the opening
and you'll be here, so how about we be here together?
If I was actually going to the opening.
What do you mean? You have to go. It's your big night.
You have to show off. (JAKE CHUCKLES)
All I wanna do is crawl into bed and disappear for three days.
Oh, even better.
I'll crawl in, too.
MAN: Excuse me, uh, I need a signature on this.
Uh, damn. Can you hold on for one second?
(CLEARS THROAT)
MAN: Right there. JAKE: Thanks.
Yeah.
ELLIE: Jake.
Is there something wrong?
No. There's nothing wrong.
I'm just stressed out with work and all this madness.
I just... I need some, some time and some space.
(SOFTLY) Okay.
Just call me
when you feel like it. No... No pressure.
I waited over an hour for you.
I'm sorry, okay?
(SIGHS) Do you want to drop it?
For over an hour, I waited.
Yeah, well, most teenagers have friends who give them a lift home.
Well, then I couldn't inconvenience you.
Not tonight, Jimmy.
Look, can we just not fight? (SCREAMS)
(THUDDING) (TIRES SCREECHING)
JIMMY: Watch out! (TIRES SCREECHING)
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(JIMMY PANTING) ELLIE: You okay?
Yeah. Zipper.
(WHINING) It's okay, boy.
ELLIE: Someone could be hurt.
Find my cellphone. Call for help.
(ZIPPER WHIMPERS)
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
(GASPS)
(METAL CREAKING)
ELLIE: Hello? WOMAN: Oh, God! Help me!
I'm coming.
WOMAN: (CRYING) Help. Please.
I'm coming. I'm, I'm trying to get to you.
Are you okay? (SOBBING) Please just get me out of here.
I'm stuck. Okay, okay.
(SOBBING) Ow!
Oh, my God!
Can you feel your legs?
I think so. Dashboard's just caved in.
Okay. (SOFTLY) Jesus.
(METAL CREAKING)
Do you have a jack?
Um. Yeah, yeah, it's in the, it's in the trunk.
All right. I'm gonna try to go get it, okay?
I'll be right back. Okay. Okay.
(SOBBING) Hurry, please.
BECKY: Oh, God! Fuck!
Hello? (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON PHONE)
Hello! No! No, no! I can't hear you.
Shit! AT&T. (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR)
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Stop!
Stop!
(WHINING)
Jesus, people, what's wrong with you?
OPERATOR: (OVER PHONE) 911 emergency. Hello? Hello?
Hello? 911 emergency. Hello?
Wait, wait, can you hear me now? Yes, I can, sir.
All right, good. Listen, wait there's been a wreck.
Where, sir? I'm on, uh, I'm on Mulholland Drive,
uh, just east of Coldwater.
(BRANCHES CRACKING)
(BATS SCREECHING)
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
(GASPS) Jesus!
Hey, calm down. It's just me. Uh, I called for help.
Oh, good.
BECKY: What's going on out there?
ELLIE: I couldn't get the trunk open.
But help's on the way, okay. Just hold on a few more minutes.
(DRIPPING SOUNDS)
Do you hear that?
What?
I hear dripping, like leaking.
(SOBBING) Do you smell gas? I smell gas.
The car's gonna blow up.
No, no, no. The car's not gonna blow up.
Um, actually it could.
Jesus Christ! Get me the fuck out of here!
Okay. All right, all right. Let me try. (SOBBING)
(CRYING) Oh, my God!
Um, hi.
Uh, if I could get up underneath... Just do it.
Okay, okay. Wait. (CREAKING)
All right. Think I'm... Think I'm getting it.
BECKY: Oh, gosh! Please, please. (BRANCHES CRACKING)
JIMMY: Wait, get the... Can you be still for a second?
BECKY: (SHOUTING) You try flipping your car down a mountain,
and then be fucking still! (LEAVES RUSTLING)
Maybe you guys should hurry up.
(SOBBING)
JIMMY: All right, calm down. BECKY: I am calm!
JIMMY: I think I'm getting it. BECKY: What're you doing?
(BATS SCREECHING) All right. Okay.
(METAL CREAKS) Okay, I got it.
Oh, my God! Thank you. Help me get the seatbelt.
Okay. (GASPING) Shit!
(SEATBELT UNBUCKLES) (SCREAMS)
(PANTING) Oh, shit! Okay.
JIMMY: Okay, okay. (LAUGHING)
JIMMY: You okay? Yeah. Okay.
My legs... Ow! They're still... They hurt.
(POLICE SIREN IN DISTANCE)
The police are coming.
You know, I hope you guys have insurance.
What? No, no, it was an accident.
We, we hit an animal, or it hit us. I'm not even sure.
It wasn't a dog, was it? Actually it was...
(GLASS SHATTERING) (SCREAMING)
(RIPPING)
ELLIE: Jimmy?
Ellie! Wait, hold on to me!
(BECKY CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(CREATURE GROWLING) (ALL SCREAMING)
ELLIE: (SHOUTING) Jimmy!
(SCREAMING) (CREATURE GROWLING)
(CREATURE SLASHING) (SCREAMING)
JIMMY: Ow! ELLIE: Jimmy!
(JIMMY GROANING)
(PANTING)
JIMMY: Ellie.
(ELLIE PANTING)
Go! Go!
Do you think... No. Go! Go, go, go!
(BOTH PANTING)
JIMMY: Oh, God!
(CROWS CAWING)
(SOFTLY) Oh, Jimmy.
JIMMY: Oh, shit. Look at your arm.
(GASPS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
(ELLIE GROANS)
(GASPS)
(SPUTTERING)
(SCREAMS)
(GASPING)
(GROANS)
(SPUTTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO)
MAN 1: We're ready for this now. MAN 2: Check.
MAN 1: He said it'd be pretty nasty.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
OFFICER: Let me get this straight.
It took a bite out of your arm, but you didn't see it at all?
Well, it all happened so fast, we...
It was dark. Well, I saw it. It, it was...
A wolf. But, but bigger. It was like a monster wolf.
Yeah, Jimmy. I have your statement already.
Fine, don't believe me.
I know what I saw.
ELLIE: What happened to her,
what kind of an animal could do that?
Mountain lion? Bear maybe?
There hasn't been a wolf sighting in Southern California in over 70 years.
(SCOFFS) Mountain lion, my ass.
Jimmy, please.
Why don't you go check on Zipper?
(SIGHS) Don't worry. Whatever it was, we'll find it.
Hey, buddy, you okay?
Zipper?
What's wrong?
(ZIPPER GROWLS SOFTLY)
Hey, smell. It's just me.
Ow! Hey.
Hey, look what you did! (ZIPPER CONTINUES GROWLING)
It's enough with the biting.
Thanks. You're welcome.
OFFICER: Hey, you guys be safe.
JIMMY: All right. Come on. Let's go.
JIMMY: Hey.
Hey, Zipper, come on in.
(ZIPPER WHINING)
Hey, Zipper, come on in.
Hey... Whoa!
Freak.
Well, good night.
Hey.
What?
Don't you want to talk about what happened tonight?
What's there to talk about?
Jimmy, we were attacked.
We saw a girl get torn apart.
So, you want to talk about the bear or the, uh, mountain lion?
(SIGHS) Look, I know you're mad at me,
but I didn't see what you saw. I'm sorry, but...
I don't know what else to say.
Okay. Well, uh, thanks for the talk.
Good night.
Oh, come on, Jimmy.
I'm trying here.
(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)
(MYSTERIOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
Unsolved...
(SOFTLY) Okay.
Jesus. "1,600 animal attacks."
"Large wolf-like animals."
Oh, my God.
Jesus...
(TYPING CONTINUES)
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
(WOOD CREAKING)
(ELLIE BREATHING)
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
(WIND WHOOSHING)
(DOG HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
(POTS CLINKING IN KITCHEN)
(WIND WHOOSHING)
(GASPS)
(CLOCK CUCKOOS)
(DOOR OPENING)
(WIND BLOWING)
(ZIPPER BARKING)
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
(ZIPPER BARKING)
(TREMBLING)
(BARKING CONTINUES)
(GASPS)
Oh, sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
What are you doing here?
Well...
I just, I needed to talk to you.
I found the extra key under the mat. I'm really sorry.
I just, I feel so terrible about how we left things tonight.
Jake, what's going on?
I'm just, I'm scared, Ellie.
I'm scared.
I never expected to meet a woman like you.
(VOICE BREAKING) Jake, you're the only good thing
that's happened in my life in a long time.
I'm scared too.
I'm terrified.
Because all the good things keep going away.
(SOFTLY) Well, I'm not going anywhere.
(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(SCREAMS)
(ELLIE GROWLING)
(JAKE SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(PANTING)
(CROWS CAWING)
(MYSTERIOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(DOG BARKING)
(GASPS)
(JIMMY GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
NEWS REPORTER: Here in Los Angeles, a young woman was attacked and killed
by an unidentified wild animal when her car ran off the road
last night high in the Hollywood Hills.
The victim's name has yet to be released.
It happened on a remote stretch of Mulholland Drive,
shortly before midnight. (FLY BUZZING)
Animal control officers speculate that it might have been a bear
that wandered into the area in search of water.
It is the first such fatal attack in Los Angeles...
(BUZZING CONTINUES)
Ugh.
(FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRCASE)
(SIGHS)
Hey. How you doing?
Did you sleep okay?
Uh, I woke up in the bushes.
You woke up where?
(EXHALES SHARPLY) Are you feeling okay?
I'm calling Dr. Steinberg.
No, no. I'm fine. Really, actually...
I feel kind of great.
(SOFTLY) Okay.
But I'm gonna make an appointment.
Paramedics said we should follow up with another shot.
For all we know, that wolf could have had rabies.
Oh. Oh, so now it's a wolf?
Jimmy, I never said it wasn't. I just said I didn't see it.
Yeah, it was more like a werewolf.
Okay? And I found this website last night, and according to legend,
a werewolf feeds during the lunar cycle.
That's the three nights around the full moon.
Last night was the first moon in the lunar cycle.
Why can't you just download porn like other teenage boys?
Excuse me for trying to make conversation.
Okay, so what would a werewolf be doing in LA?
Shouldn't it be off in the countryside somewhere, terrorizing helpless maidens?
I don't know. Maybe it's a hip werewolf.
You know, the maidens come here with the perfectly implanted breasts.
(CHUCKLES)
You should get to school.
Hey, I was bitten by a werewolf, I mean,
that's not good enough for a sick day?
I could be cursed.
Everybody's cursed, Jimmy. It's called life.
No, I mean by the mark of the beast.
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
(MYSTERIOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
KYLE: Whoa, hey, Ellie!
Hey, Kyle. Hey!
'70s retro week is booking out.
Do you want Keith Partridge or Marsha Brady? Only one slot left.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
You look different today. Saucy.
I like it.
Yeah, it's the new gauze look.
Nice. What happened?
No, you don't want to know.
Hey, you okay?
Yeah, actually I'm... I'm fine.
WOMAN: 8:30 this morning... Incoming psycho-publicist, one o'clock.
No trades... Ooh, I have to go. Yeah.
Okay, goodbye. (CELLPHONE BEEPS)
Ellie, hi.
I didn't recognize you with your hair down.
(CHUCKLES) Huh.
I just wanted to drop by to make sure
that we were all set for Scott's pre-interview tonight.
Absolutely. 9:00 p.m.
Great. Is that what you're gonna wear?
What... Hey, I heard that you're dating Jake Taylor.
Is that true? I hope it's nothing serious.
Why not?
I guess it was only a matter of time before he got to you.
He always did prefer the vulnerable ones. Okay.
Well, I'll see you tonight, Joanie.
I'm only saying this because I care.
Is there anything else, Joanie?
Hmm, no. Tonight, don't be late.
Okay, thank you.
Okay.
Putting on weight, Kyle?
What a piece of work.
(SCOFFS) I do not like that woman.
No, apparently Jake didn't either.
I didn't even know that she knew him.
Do you think she's right about him?
No. Woman's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
But I'm not the one dating him.
I just know he's not the only guy in town.
(SNIFFS)
What smells so good?
I... I don't smell anything.
(SNIFFING)
(CONTINUES SNIFFING)
(SNIFFS)
(SNIFFLES) I get these.
It's nothing, I'll live.
(SNIFFS) Blood freaking you out?
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
Hey, Brooke. You, you need some change?
Hey, Jimmy, yeah, that'd be great.
Stupid thing won't take my dollar.
Oh, yeah, no...
(CHUCKLES)
I'll hold it. Thanks.
Werewolves, huh?
Oh, it's this, uh, stupid report I'm doing.
Here you go.
Thanks. Yeah. No.
Keep your money. It's on me. Thanks.
BO: Geek juice! (BOYS LAUGHING)
Trying out for the wrestling team, Jimmy?
Oh, no, I'm...
I don't... I don't wrestle.
Oh, I think all that male-to-male contact would be right up your alley.
(BOYS LAUGHING)
Is, uh...
Is that, is that the appeal for you?
Ooh, backtalk.
Haven't you been team captain for, like, two years now?
(CHUCKLES) Nicely done, Jimmy.
Did you just attempt a confrontation?
Yeah, maybe.
Let me know when you're sure.
Just ignore him, Jimmy.
Let's get out of here before we get a homo stain.
Hey! Hey! (MOANS)
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
♪ Now the party's jumpin' the place is packed
♪ And when the crowd's like this, I'm ready to rap
♪ But before I could bust a rhyme on the mic
♪ Freaks are all over me like white on rice
♪ Freaks come in all shapes, sizes and colors
♪ But what I like about 'em most
♪ Is that they're real good lovers
♪ They do it in the park, they do it in the dark
♪ But most freaks are known for breakin' hearts ♪
Joanie. MAN: Still scared.
Joanie.
There you are.
What is this? Come as your favorite endangered species?
Obnoxious, isn't it?
I just feel a little underdressed, without a tail.
Well, that's part of your charm.
Take this. I will tell Scott that you're here.
MAN: See that? (SIGHS)
JAKE: Well, I think you look fantastic.
What're you doing here?
I needed to see you.
Well, what about the opening?
Disappearing for a few days?
(CLEARS THROAT)
That didn't go over so well, did it?
You know what? (SIGHS) It's fine.
We've only been seeing each other a couple of months.
You need your space. I get it.
It's fine.
Please don't do that.
Don't try and make everything okay when it's not.
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
Can I talk to you in private for a second?
Ellie...
That was my MO for a long time.
When anything would get too close or too serious, I would just run away.
For, uh... (CHUCKLES)
For a variety of reasons I can't even begin to go into.
I don't want to do that with us.
This thing, you and me, this is special, Ellie.
And I just don't wanna lose you.
So I was hoping that... (INHALES DEEPLY)
Maybe you could just bear with me for a little while longer.
(CHUCKLES)
I guess I'm learning about these things as we go along.
Hmm... Well, maybe I'll finish up here, and, uh,
we can go someplace to talk.
(SOFTLY) Okay. Thank you, Ellie.
Well, hi, there. Remember me?
Uh...
Jenny Tate, Becky Morton's friend?
Right, of course, Jenny. It's good to see you again.
I was actually right... Jake!
Hi. Hi, long time no see.
Sorry to interrupt an awkward moment,
but we're ready for you.
(SIGHS) I have to go.
Ellie. I'm working.
So... (CHUCKLES) Becky cannot stop talking about you.
She's gonna die when she finds out you were here.
Excuse me, I have to go.
I know it was only a couple of dates,
but Becky is really bummed you haven't called.
Next time you speak with her, tell her I'm sorry,
but I've taken myself off the market.
What? Now I'm bummed.
Thanks for coming, appreciate it.
See you later. All right, yes. JOANIE: Scott!
This is Ellie Myers, from The Craig Kilborn Show.
Oh, hi, how are you? Hi!
It's a pleasure to meet you, I've been a huge fan of yours ever since Happy Days.
Oh, thank you.
Listen, I appreciate you meeting me here, I couldn't bail on tonight.
It's fine. (CHUCKLES) Uh... You guys have a nice chat.
I'll be over here if you need me. Okay.
Have a seat. Thank you.
Craig is so excited to have you on the show.
I think it's gonna be, just a fabulous line up.
You'll be going in third after Ashton Kutcher and Carrot Top.
Third? Um...
Well, I thought that we would start with a Chachi clip
and then move on to something from Charles in Charge...
Original. And, um, then we could...
Segue into, uh,
what you're doing now.
What are you doing now?
You're a beautiful girl.
I mean, you've got this aura thing happening. I...
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
Not when you can use your whole hand.
Um, thank you. I think that's really all we needed to discuss,
and I'll see you in the studio.
Okay, you got it. Okay.
(JENNY SIMPERING)
Wanna finish your drink?
No. Bye!
Okeydoke.
Excuse me. Maybe later.
JENNY: Hey, where are you going?
Ellie! JENNY: Jake!
JAKE: Ellie! Wait up.
You know what, Jake? I really don't feel well tonight,
I just want to get home.
Be careful with this one, he's trouble.
Who's the leopard?
Someone I met before I met you.
They keep popping up, don't they?
Ellie, that was a previous life.
Please, you got to trust me on this.
You know what? I think it's my turn
to be weird.
I'm going to take a cue from you and disappear for few days.
Ellie, people can change.
I really don't want to get into it right now.
(CAR ALARM BEEPING)
(CREAKING)
(WEREWOLF PANTING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) (WEREWOLF GROWLING)
(CREAKING)
(METALLIC CREAKING)
(CAR ALARM BEEPING)
(LOUD THUD)
(SCREAMING) (GROWLING)
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLS) (LOUD THUD)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(GROWLS)
(GROWLING)
(PANTING)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(LOUD THUD) (JENNY GASPING)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(TREMBLING AND SOBBING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(GROWLING)
(SCREECHING)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
(CAR LOCK BEEPING)
(GROWLS) (CAR ALARM BLARING)
(GRUNTING AND GROWLING)
(CAR ALARM STOPS ABRUPTLY)
(GASPS) (GROWLS)
(SCREAMING)
(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
(GROWLING) (SCREAMING)
Close, close, close.
(WHIMPERING) (THUDDING)
(SCRATCHING) (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(JENNY SCREAMING)
Oh, my God!
(SOBBING)
(PANTING) Hello...
Hello, anybody there? Hello.
(SOBBING) Hello...
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING) (SCREAMING)
(BANGING) (GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
Get me the fuck out of here! Open up!
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING AND GROANING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
(DOOR CLOSES) (GASPING)
(ELEVATOR DOOR CREAKING)
(BREATHING ANXIOUSLY)
(LOUD GROWLING) (SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING AND HOWLING)
(DOOR OPENING)
Hey. Hi.
Doing your homework?
I was reading up on how you kill a werewolf.
Silver, right?
Uh, nope. You actually have to separate the head from the heart.
Silver just hurts a lot.
But it might not be such a bad deal. I mean, think about it...
Increased strength, heightened senses and a natural sexual allure...
When do we sprout hair and pointy ears?
It's all a little sketchy, but maybe never.
Maybe tomorrow. The experts can't really agree on that one.
You're starting to freak me out, Jimmy.
This is fiction. Myth.
We live in reality. Come back to the other side.
I know, I know. But the line between fiction and fact
has always been a thin one.
Don't we have enough problems?
You really want to add this one to the list?
Okay, here. Check this out.
Here.
It's a five-pointed star. It's a pentagram.
It's the mark of the beast.
Jimmy, this is ridiculous.
You need...
Whoa. Jesus.
Wait. Is this for real?
The... Last night was difficult.
Okay? The wreck, the girl dying,
it brought up a lot of stuff.
No, no, no. Ellie, Ellie... ELLIE: And I know we...
Don't start with that, okay! Don't talk about it enough.
That's my fault. It has nothing to do with Mom and Dad.
I miss them too.
Your hand...
It's a creepy coincidence.
This is some pretty freaky shit. Admit it.
Okay. Okay.
Let's put it to the test.
I bought this frame myself, three years ago.
It's from Tiffany's. It's sterling silver.
Now if I am a werewolf,
I shouldn't be able to pick it up, right?
It should hurt me, right?
According to chapter four, yeah.
Go to bed, Jimmy. It's late.
(GROWLING SOFTLY)
(DOG BARKING)
(DOGS CONTINUE BARKING)
(INDISTINCT WHISPERS)
(DOGS BARKING)
Shut up!
(DOGS BARKING)
(HOWLING)
(HOWLING CONTINUES) (BARKING STOPS ABRUPTLY)
(WHIMPERS)
Don't forget. I'm working the opening at Tinsel tonight.
I've got to take Craig down the red carpet.
Okay.
WOMAN: Hello?
Hey, Jake's been calling all morning. Says, he needs to talk.
Well, I don't need to talk to him.
What's with the gypsies?
KYLE: Oh, it's auditions for Craig's seance segment.
(ELLIE SIGHS) What is with this new look?
(SCOFFS) What are you talking about?
I'm not complaining, I think you look hot.
You're in danger.
Excuse me?
It will come for you.
Don't let this get up fool you.
I'm not a joke. I've got the gift. I blame my mother.
Why are you talking to me?
You've got the markings of the beast.
Look, I'm not trying to freak you out,
but you've been infected. You're cursed.
You've got to sever the line of the beast.
It's the only way to break the curse.
Okay. All psychics back in their seats, please.
The beast is human too, don't forget that.
And it's closer to you than you think.
Maybe you can just follow me.
Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(WHISTLE BLOWS) (BOYS GRUNTING)
Thank you! You take that...
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Get up. Get out. Excuse me, miss.
(CHATTERING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS) (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
BOY 1: Come on! BOY 2: That's it.
(CHEERING)
(WRESTLERS GRUNTING)
(LOUD THUD)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Oh, Brooke. Hey.
Are you stalking me?
Uh, maybe. (LAUGHS)
BO: What's going on, Brooke?
You going fruit fly on me?
Actually, we were just, uh, we were just talking.
But, uh, if you don't mind... Shoo.
(LAUGHS) Oh, you're asking for it, Abercrombie.
Oh, come on, Bo. You're really becoming transparent.
How about a little identity intervention, okay?
'Cause all this internalized homophobia's just giving you away.
(PEOPLE GASPING)
You better watch your ass.
What's going on?
Just giving Jimmy some pointers.
He's here to try out for the team.
Really? You?
You sure you want to do that, Jimmy?
Uh... Sure he does, Coach.
Tell you what? I'll wrestle him.
No. Louie, you and Jimmy take the mat.
Jimmy, suit up.
GIRL: He's so dead.
(PEOPLE MOCKING AND LAUGHING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS) Okay, limp-wrist.
Stay away from my groin.
BOY: Little girly-man! (PEOPLE CHEERING)
BOY: Take him down, Louie. Take him down.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(APPLAUDING AND WHISTLING)
(JIMMY GRUNTING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS) (CROWD APPLAUDING)
Have you had enough? JIMMY: Uh-uh.
Let him up. BOY: Never get on top of a cherry, man!
Watch his nails, Lou! He might scratch your eyes out!
(JIMMY SCREAMING) (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS) (CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(LAUGHING)
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
GIRL: You okay?
All right. (WHISTLE BLOWS)
Let me take a crack, Coach.
You up for it, Jimmy?
Yeah.
Go for it, Bo.
♪ Bring it on
♪ Can you make enough noise to wake the dead ♪
Come on, fairy, shake your dust.
Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
♪ It's going on in my head ♪
(BOTH GRUNTING) (CROWD CHEERING)
BO: Come on, fag. Do you like that, huh? (CROWD WINCING)
(CROWD CHATTERING) COACH: Wait, no...
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
♪ There's a party going on ♪
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(PANTING AND GRUNTING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
You know the best part about being a fairy?
(GASPING) You get to fly.
Ow! (CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
GIRLS: (CHANTING) Jimmy, Jimmy!
Ashton Kutcher's up first. God, he's so overexposed.
Stick to his film career as talk points.
Don't linger on the TV stuff.
And if he doesn't mention the Internet
sex scandal,
just don't bring it up. Okay. Thank you...
Okay, you know what? I've done this before.
Okay, I bumped Baio.
What? I'm living dangerously.
Carrot Top's rehearsal was funny.
I'm gonna let the Top go long.
Randy's dealing with it. Okay.
My mouth's dry. Thanks.
You want me to do that? I got it.
Ouch! Damn it! Look.
What happened? (GASPS) Get...
Do you have a tissue?
Just... Just stare at it.
Uh...
Okay. Go!
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! ELLIE: Go, you're on.
Mr. Craig Kilborn.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
JOANIE: Excuse me.
Excuse me, Ellie?
What the fuck do you mean, "Scott's been bumped?"
I just heard. We'll reschedule.
Reschedule, my ass!
Well, I'm sorry. The show's running long.
Well, then, bump Carrot Top.
It's Scott Baio! He shouldn't be going after Carrot Top anyway!
He should be first. I'll make it up to you.
Listen to me, you little... Don't start with me!
(DOOR OPENING)
(BREATHING DEEPLY) (INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
(DOOR OPENING)
Hi, Ellie.
(ELLIE BREATHING DEEPLY) You okay in there?
I'm fine.
You don't sound fine.
(ELLIE BREATHING DEEPLY)
What's the matter?
Ellie...
ELLIE: No! (GASPING)
(ELLIE BREATHING DEEPLY)
Ellie...
(ELLIE PANTING)
(ELLIE GRUNTING)
Ellie, your hand.
(ELLIE PANTING)
What's wrong?
(IN DEEP PITCH) I'm just having a really bad day.
Just leave.
WOMAN: Can I help?
Get the hell outta here!
Get out!
(DOOR CLOSES)
MAN: Hey, I need another...
MAN: All right, over there. JIMMY: Hey, Jake.
Jimmy? Hey.
Cool place. Are all clubs like this?
I sure hope not or I'm in big trouble. (LAUGHS)
(POWER DRILL BUZZING)
So, what's up, Jimmy? What're you doing here? Um...
Yeah. I... I kind of need someone to talk to. Is that okay?
Yeah. Of course it is.
Step inside.
Okay, look, Ellie won't admit it,
but ever since the other night, things have been different.
We're different.
What other night? What're you talking about?
Didn't Ellie tell you?
No. Tell me what?
We... We were in a wreck in the canyon.
A girl was... Was... Was killed.
Just ripped apart.
I...
(EXHALES DEEPLY) By some kind of animal.
JIMMY: I don't know. Whatever it was, bit me
and now things have been happening to me.
Things I can't explain.
Jake, I know it sounds crazy, but...
I... I think it was a... A werewolf.
Hmm.
What's your sister say about all this?
You know Ellie.
Deny and avoid, it's her thing.
But it got her too and now I think we're cursed.
Look, I almost took a guy's head off in gym.
And I am not the kind of guy to take another guy's head off,
I mean, come on. Look at me.
What if it comes back?
I mean, I know enough to know that it's a "who" not a "what," so...
I mean, it could be pissed off,
and it may want to finish what it started.
Jimmy, I just think you need to calm down.
I think the best thing we can do is just
call your sister, get her down here,
and maybe the three of us should just sit down and discuss it.
I don't want to discuss this.
I've been cursed and something bad is going to happen.
I can... Look, I can feel it.
(LAUGHS) Jimmy, listen to yourself.
Werewolves?
You know what? This was a mistake. I'm sorry I bothered you.
Jimmy... No, no, thanks. It's okay.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
(ZIPPER WHINING)
(ZIPPER WHIMPERING)
(GASPS) Oh, my...
(JIMMY PANTING)
Jesus Christ.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Bo! What are you doing here?
I, uh, just wanted to, kind of, talk.
About that stuff you said today.
What stuff?
About me. Just wondering how you knew.
No one else did. Just you.
And I've been so shitty to you.
And then I thought, why wouldn't you know?
It takes one to know one, right?
Of course you would know.
Know... Know what?
Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?
I'm gay.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) I just can't keep it in anymore.
I had to tell you.
You're the only other gay guy that I know. Whoa. Okay, stop.
No, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
This is hard for me, okay. Don't be like this.
Trust me, Bo, I'm not gay. I'm... I'm cursed.
I know. It sure feels like that, doesn't it? Not being able to
tell anyone, talk to anyone about it?
No, I'm cursed by the mark of the beast. Bo,
I'm... I'm a werewolf.
Come on, Jimmy, you don't have to pretend anymore.
Not with me. No, no, no. It's a part of the curse.
I'm... I'm appealing. I have an unnatural sexual allure.
Yeah. Yeah, you do. I know.
Look, dude, I'm happy for you.
You, you be gay. It's a good thing.
Unfortunately, I got my own shit to take care of.
So, uh, best of luck.
Yay, go gay. And I'll see you.
Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy, wait... (EXHALING DEEPLY)
Jimmy...
Liar.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Hey, Zipper.
Hey.
(DOGS BARKING)
(ZIPPER CHOMPING)
Hey. Hey, Zipper, hey, that's mine.
Hey. Hey, Zipper, drop it.
(CHOMPING) Drop it.
Zip... Hey.
Hey, hey, come on. Get out of there. Let's go.
(GROWLING) JIMMY: (SCREAMING) Zipper!
Zipper, get the... Get the... Ah!
(ZIPPER YELPS) (GASPING)
(PANTING)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Zipper...
Bo! What... What're you doing here? (BANGING ON DOOR)
We're not through yet. No, no, no. We've got to go. Now.
Holy shit! Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, come on.
Fuck me!
(ENGINE STARTING)
Just get this...
(STARTS CAR)
What the fuck was that? That was my dog.
What kind of dog do you have? I have a regular dog.
Or he was, until he bit me.
I infected him.
I told you, I'm a werewolf.
Yeah, right!
You're fucking serious! Yeah.
Look, I got to find my sister. Give me your cellphone.
Thanks. I just...
I know, I know. Just keep your eyes on the road, all right.
Some animals, they sometimes...
(DIALING)
(BO EXHALING DEEPLY) Shit, stupid canyons.
Look, she's going to a club opening. Uh, Tinsel.
Yeah, on the strip. I got it.
I am with you. All right, settle down.
NEWS REPORTER: (ON TV) Killed 23 people and wounded 100 there on Saturday.
In breaking news, is a wild beast terrorizing the southland?
Another woman, Jenny Tate, of Studio City,
was torn to pieces at a charity benefit last night.
Authorities have linked the incident to a similar attack on Mulholland Drive
just two nights ago, where Becky Morton was mauled to death by an animal...
I'll drink, you can drive.
You ready?
Kyle, can you cover for me tonight?
I've got to get home.
You're gonna miss Jake's big opening?
Ellie? I guess.
GIRL: Good night, Ellie. Good night.
(CAR ALARM BEEPING)
(GASPS) JAKE: Ellie.
Ellie, please.
You scared me.
I'm sorry, but I needed to talk to you, Ellie.
You haven't been returning my calls.
You knew those girls.
Becky and Jenny.
They're both dead.
I know. Ellie, I can explain everything.
JAKE: Ellie!
(GASPS) JAKE: Ellie!
Ellie!
Get out of the car, Ellie.
Please.
Look, I am sorry about your window,
I didn't mean to do that, but...
There are a lot of things that I have to explain to you
and they're all gonna sound a little crazy,
so I just need you to hear me out.
Give me back my keys first.
What attacked you in the canyon wasn't just an animal.
What was it?
You already know the answer to that question.
You can feel the changes, can't you?
(JAKE GRUNTS)
(ENGINE STARTING) Ellie!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
These are my plus-ones right here, all the way to the end, there.
Hey, man.
JIMMY: Hey, uh, can I use your cell?
Uh, yeah, sure. Thanks.
Hey, I'm gonna go look, see if anybody's seen your sister.
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
(CELLPHONE BEEPS) Hello.
Ellie? Jimmy. Thank God, where are you?
I'm at Tinsel... No, no, no, it's okay. What?
What are you doing there? I'm on my way home.
Ellie, don't go home.
Look, I infected Zipper and he's gone werewolf. You got to believe me.
Look, it's all true. I believe you, okay.
I believe anything at this point.
Jimmy, it's Jake.
What? Jake? He's the one who attacked us.
He's the werewolf. Ellie, I am freaking out.
Kyle should be there, okay. Just find him, stay low.
Jake is definitely going to be there.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
Jimmy, you seen Ellie?
I just really need to find her right away.
No, I know... Jake!
Hi. Hi.
The place looks amazing.
Thank you. JIMMY: Yeah, it's incredible. Congratulations. Excuse me.
Wait, Jimmy, I really need to...
Did I introduce you to Scott?
Scott, this is Jake. Hey, man, how're you doing?
I'm good, thanks. And thanks for coming.
Can I excuse myself for one second?
JAKE: Jimmy! SCOTT: What am I doing here?
Do you have any idea who I had to blow to get you in here tonight?
Who do I have to blow to get out of here?
(MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN 1: That thing looks real. MAN 2: I think it is.
Find your sister? No, actually.
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
What, is he a werewolf hunter?
Uh, no, no, no. He's trouble.
Tell the guys to look out for a young guy
about yay tall, brown hair.
He's a little jumpy so be discreet.
Okay, come on. I think we can cut through here.
JIMMY: Come on. Come on, we can get out the back way. Come on.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Kyle.
Kyle, Kyle.
Hey. Have you seen my brother?
Jimmy's here? I... I've got to find him, it's an emergency.
Ellie. You need to tell me what's going on.
I wish I could.
Hey, have you seen Kilborn?
He ditched me.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
WOMAN: I'm over here, baby!
MAN: Come on! Find me!
(MAN GRUNTS LOUDLY) WOMAN: Help!
BO: Which way is out? JIMMY: Uh...
I don't know. Here. Come on, come on.
(WOMAN CRYING IN THE DISTANCE)
JIMMY: Oh, over here.
Jimmy?
JAKE: Ellie. (GASPS)
Please, don't be afraid.
ELLIE: Stay away from me, Jake.
JAKE: But it wasn't me. ELLIE: Bullshit.
I saw your hands.
JAKE: There's another one like me.
Is that your sister?
JIMMY: I think so. I don't know who it is.
But that's who killed those girls.
It's trying to get to me.
Please, you have to believe me. I'm telling you the truth.
(GASPS)
I don't know what to believe.
Ellie, I was born with this curse.
I know how to control it.
I've learned to live with something terrible.
Just like you.
We're not that different.
We can do this.
How do you know that?
JAKE: Because, Ellie...
I love you. (GASPS)
ELLIE: Don't! Please.
(GASPS) Ellie. Come on.
Ellie, I love you.
Please.
(ELLIE SHRIEKS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLS)
(WHIMPERS)
JIMMY: Where is it? Where are they?
(GROWLING CONTINUES)
(GROWLING STOPS)
(GASPS)
(WEREWOLF SHRIEKS)
Oh!
Oh! Shit, go, go. BO: Holy shit.
JIMMY: Go, go, go, go.
Okay. You go that way...
And then this way. Okay. Okay?
(GROWLS) (GRUNTS)
(ECHOING) Bo?
Bo?
(MUSIC PLAYING) No, don't go in there. It's not safe.
Stop.
Randy. Randy.
You gotta... You gotta get everyone out of there.
And you gotta radio for help. Why?
(PEOPLE SCREAMING) (WEREWOLF GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
You okay? Come on, get up.
Ellie? ELLIE: Jimmy?
Jimmy.
Come on. It's a fucking werewolf!
(SCREAMING) Ah!
ELLIE: Jimmy!
Have you seen my brother?
He must be out front.
No he's not. I've looked everywhere,
he's not out there.
There's nobody left in there, except for...
(WEREWOLF GROWLS) That!
ELLIE: Jimmy!
Jimmy!
(GRUNTS)
(WHISPERS) Jimmy.
Jimmy.
(GASPS)
(PANTING) Are you okay? Yeah.
Okay, we gotta get out of here. I know.
(METAL CLATTERS) (BOTH GASP)
Ellie.
Kyle? What...
What the hell's happening?
I heard people screaming and then,
I lost Craig.
You stay away from us.
What?
Why? Show me your hand.
The other hand.
Ellie...
We don't have time for this.
There's an animal on the loose.
Could be anywhere.
(CEILING CREAKS) (GASPS)
(PANTING)
KYLE: What? You guys hear something?
(BOTH GASP)
Where the fuck did he go? I don't know.
(DRIPPING)
ELLIE: Jimmy?
(BOTH GASP)
(GRUNTS)
(ELLIE SCREAMS)
JIMMY: Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
ELLIE: The gate's closed. JIMMY: Shit.
JIMMY: We can't get out? We're fucked.
ELLIE: Where're we going? JIMMY: I don't know shit.
JIMMY: Where does this go? Come on.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait. Okay, there should be doors.
Look for a door. Okay.
There's nothing. Look over there. Okay.
No, they're not here.
Weren't there three? What?
There's three microphones. There's only two...
(GROWLS) Jimmy!
(GRUNTS)
Showtime.
Isn't that what they say?
Joanie?
Just for the record,
I didn't ask for this.
It was just a hot night with a guy
that every girl in town wanted.
Lucky me.
Should've been more careful, though.
I got a little rough in bed and wound up
cursed by the mark of a fucking beast.
That Jake is a catch.
Oh, my God.
Thought he was the one, you know?
But all I got was a couple of dates, some hot sex,
and a, "I'm not ready for a relationship right now.
"It's not you, it's me."
Men.
They're all beasts.
Jake didn't want me.
And if I can't have him...
(CHUCKLES) Well, you know how that line goes.
Wait, I... (GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(PANTING) The funny thing is,
I never saw you as a threat.
I find you rather depressing, myself.
Hey... (GRUNTS)
JOANIE: Why do men always go for the tortured ones?
Poor, damaged Ellie.
Fuck you. (GRUNTS)
(JIMMY PANTING) ELLIE: Bitch!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
JOANIE: Who's lost it now?
(JIMMY GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
Okay, just the two of us.
Fair fight, okay? Just me and you. All right?
Come on.
Okay. I'm right here.
Okay.
Let's go.
(GRUNTS)
JOANIE: Fair fight?
This is Hollywood.
And you...
You get one taste of blood and you freak out.
(GRUNTS)
Jimmy, Jimmy.
Get up! Okay.
(GRUNTS)
(ELLIE GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS) (SIZZLING)
(GRUNTS) (CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Come on, run.
(PANTING)
(GASPS)
Jake?
You bounce back quickly.
(GRUNTS)
Hi. Mmm.
It's you?
Yeah. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
How did this happen, Joanie?
Well...
I guess there's
no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.
(SIGHS) Look, Joanie.
It doesn't have to be like this for you.
There are ways for you to control it.
Like what? Nibbling on coyotes in the desert?
No, thanks.
I'm having too much fun eliminating the competition.
Pretty soon, I'll have you all to myself.
I won't let you kill her, Joanie.
(ANGRILY) Jake...
(CALMLY) Honey, muffin...
I am not gonna kill her, I promise.
I'm just gonna rip her to shreds
and let her choke on her own blood.
And then,
maybe I'll eat her.
You have to kill me first.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Well, I have learned a few things
about this curse along the way,
and I know better.
But that doesn't mean I can't
make it
hurt a little. (GRUNTS)
(WHISPERING) I don't see her. Shh.
(GRUNTS)
Ellie?
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
(GROANS)
Let's see how she deals with these.
(PANTS)
(GROWLING)
WEREWOLF: Oh.
I'm gonna get you!
Oh! Where are you, you bitch?
Get this off.
Huh.
Ooh.
(GROWLS)
(ANGRILY) Where's your brother?
(GROWLING)
(GROWLS)
(POLICE SIRENS) Huh?
(RADIO CHATTER)
Where'd she go?
(WHISPERING) I don't know.
Well, maybe she left.
(WEREWOLF GROWLS) (GASPS)
Or maybe not.
(SNIFFING)
Did she see us? I don't think...
(GROWLS) ELLIE: Run!
Jimmy, get out of here.
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
ELLIE: Jimmy!
(GROWLS) (ELLIE GASPS)
(PANTING)
(SCREAMS)
(PANTS)
(WEREWOLF GRUNTS) (ELLIE SCREAMS)
Ellie! (GROWLS)
(PANTING)
(MOANS)
(GRUNTS)
Ellie, wake up.
Wake up!
(WHIMPERS)
Ah!
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS) Fuck off, bitch!
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
You're playing with us, aren't you, Joanie?
Ellie.
ELLIE: Well, play this!
(GROANS)
(SIZZLING)
(GROWLING IN PAIN)
(GROWLS)
COP 1: Head's up! COP 2: Let's go!
COP 2: Squad, let's go. COP 3: Yes, sir.
Shit.
(WEREWOLF PANTS)
(GROWLS)
COP 2: Move in.
COP 2: Freeze! (GASPS)
Don't shoot.
Where's the animal?
JIMMY: It's up there somewhere.
COP 1: Where?
COP 1: What's it supposed to be?
COP 2: I don't know. Stay alert, guys.
What the hell is it anyway?
Oh, it's a werewolf. What?
Did you say,
"Werewolf?"
Yeah. She may have changed back to her human form.
ELLIE: Her name's Joanie. She's this...
Hyper-skinny publicist.
Any other description?
Yeah. She's what? Like 5'7"?
She... She's got a bony ass...
(LOUDLY) And fat thighs,
and bad skin.
(GROWLS)
Liar!
Oh, shoot!
Shit.
(GROWLING)
COP 2: Hold your fire! Hold your fire.
Man, that's ugly.
COP 1: Careful.
COP 1: It's dead.
All clear.
COP 1: It's fucked up. COP 2: Yeah, okay.
COP 3: Stand down.
What is this thing?
I told you, it's a werewolf.
You have to separate the head from...
(ROARS) (GUNSHOT)
(PANTING)
Repeat. All clear.
Call animal control.
Get them out of here.
ELLIE: Is she dead?
Yeah, brains on the floor. That should do it.
Jake. Bo.
Hey, I need a paramedic in here.
Bo. Bo.
(GROANS) Yeah.
(POLICE SIRENS) You okay?
Hey, Jimbo.
How'd I do?
You did good.
I'm gonna go look for Jake. Okay?
Yeah.
(BO COUGHS) You good?
Yeah.
He sucker-punched me when I was about to kick his ass.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Did you find him?
No.
Telling you, we shot the shit out of it.
Really? You're gonna need a forklift.
This thing is...
Huge.
I think we can handle it.
It, uh... It looked a little bigger before.
Oh, shit.
You okay? You all right?
I think so. Yeah.
So, it's over, right?
I mean, Joanie's dead. So, we're okay, now.
That's subjective.
We still have to go back to our pathetic pre-cursed lives.
(CHUCKLES)
I'm personally okay with that.
You're not in high school.
ELLIE: What happened?
JIMMY: Zipper.
You okay?
I will be.
What's wrong? You worried about Jake?
His secret's out. He had to disappear.
I don't want to talk about it. Okay?
Look, I know you think he's a good guy, Ellie,
but don't forget, all of this,
everything we've been through, is because of him.
When it comes down to it, a monster is still a monster...
Jimmy, that's enough.
Guess... Guess some things never change.
Do you think you can get us some light?
Yeah, I'll check the circuit-breaker.
Zipper?
How you doing with those lights?
Yeah, one second.
Shit.
Is everything okay down there?
Yeah, it's fine. I just...
Thank you!
(SIZZLING)
(GRUNTS)
(PANTS)
(DOGS BARKING IN THE DISTANCE)
Zipper?
(CLATTERING)
JIMMY: It's okay, it's just me. (SIGHS)
Sorry, I'm still working on the fuses.
It's a little dark in here. I'll be up in a minute.
(GASPS)
Jake.
How are you, Ellie?
Jake, something's wrong.
I'm... (CHOKING)
Shh, it'll be okay.
Just breathe. You'll be okay.
(PANTING) What's happening to me?
It's starting, Ellie.
(GROANING AND PANTING)
It's almost midnight.
Oh, no. No.
This can't happen. Jake. Ellie.
Ellie, shh. It's okay.
You're gonna be okay. I came back for you.
I have to stop it.
You have to help me stop it. Ellie.
(CHUCKLES) It's not really that simple.
But you have nothing to worry about.
This is how we can be together.
You need this, Ellie.
You need me.
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
I thought you said it could be controlled.
And you don't have to worry. I can teach you how to live with this.
And we have years to figure it out.
Is that your answer?
We live happily ever after?
There's no reason why we can't, now.
(GROANING)
(BUBBLING) JAKE: Think about it.
Your parents are dead, your brother's miserable,
your life is a mess.
Why do you think it is that you fell for me so hard and so fast?
I gave you a reason to live again, Ellie.
And I can still do that for you.
Jake, I don't want this.
It's the only way that we can be together, Ellie.
Then I don't want you.
Tell me how to get rid of this!
(GROANING) ELLIE: Tell me how!
The only way you can break the curse,
is for the one who started it all to die.
And that's me.
I'm not ready to die just yet.
I can't let my brother live like this.
You know I have to think of him first.
(GROANS)
I know.
And I bet you promised your parents
that you'd give him a good life, didn't you?
But you know what, Ellie?
You're really not doing a very good job, are you?
In fact, you're kind of a disaster.
Get away from me!
(GRUNTS)
Look, I don't want you to worry about your brother, okay?
After all, there's only room for one alpha male.
And I really think we should put the poor kid
out of his misery, don't you?
Where is that brother of yours anyway?
(GASPS LOUDLY)
Now where could he be?
(ELLIE GRUNTS) In the basement?
These heightened senses are a kick, huh?
(JIMMY PANTS)
Ah!
JAKE: No hard feelings, buddy.
I'll make it as quick as possible.
(JIMMY GROANS)
(ELLIE AND JAKE GRUNT)
(GRUNTING)
Take it easy with the silver, Ellie.
You're a monster.
(CHUCKLES)
Join the club. (GRUNTS)
(GROANS AND PANTS)
(SIGHS)
(GROANS AND PANTS)
That's only the beginning, Ellie.
(PANTS)
I should've known you couldn't handle this.
That you're too weak to think that you could survive it.
It only makes you stronger.
But you're too stupid, too timid.
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(PANTING)
Comes and goes at first.
(GRUNTS)
I probably should have told you that.
Unfortunately, now, you both have to die.
Hey!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS) (PANTS)
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GROWLS)
You better run, you little shit.
I am gonna kill you.
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(GROANING)
(CHOKING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLS)
(GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
(GROANING)
Like you said, "What doesn't kill you..."
(ROARS)
(GRUNTS)
(SPUTTERING)
(PANTING)
It's over.
You sure?
You were a little off on that whole
"How to break the curse" thing.
Yeah, well, the books kinda glossed over that part.
Uh-huh.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh.
We're gonna be okay.
(DOG BARKS)
(CHUCKLES) Zipper.
Brooke.
What're you doing here?
Hey, Jimmy.
I found your dog. He was wandering the streets.
(WHINES)
How'd you know where I lived?
I told her.
(CHUCKLES)
JIMMY: You okay?
BO: Yeah, you?
I'm good. Thanks.
Um, can I walk you home?
Sure.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Coming?
Yeah. See you later.
(CHUCKLES) Nice moves.
It's the new me.
I'm just gonna stay here,
and, um,
clean. (CHUCKLES)
Come on, Zipper.
Zipper.
♪ Oh, I'm newly calibrated
♪ All shiny and clean
♪ I'm your recent adaptation
♪ Time to redefine me
♪ Let the word out I've got to get out
♪ Oh, I'm feeling better now
♪ Break the news out I've got to get out
♪ Oh, I'm feeling better now
♪ Oh, I'm happy as Christmas
♪ All wrapped to be seen
♪ I'm your recent acquisition
♪ Time to celebrate me
♪ Let the word out I've got to get out
♪ Oh, I'm feeling better now
♪ Break the news out I've got to get out
♪ Oh, I'm feeling better now
♪ Let the word out I've got to get out
♪ Oh, I'm feeling better now
♪ Break the news out I've got to get out
♪ Oh, I'm feeling better now ♪
(SONG FADING)
♪ You're holy, not so holy
♪ Turning slowly, turning out
♪ You're hateful very hateful
♪ So unfaithful, giving up
♪ I'm fearless
♪ Forever fearless sick with weirdness
♪ So far gone
♪ I curse the day you fell on me
♪ Like a plague without a remedy
♪ Lost control of everything
♪ This is all about
♪ I can't get used to this
♪ I try, but I just reminisce
♪ Close my eyes and make a wish
♪ You'd let me out
♪ Waiting, all this waiting
♪ I'm still fading
♪ In the dark
♪ This bleeding
♪ Can't stop bleeding
♪ And believing
♪ Who I am
♪ I curse the day you fell on me
♪ Like a plague without a remedy
♪ Lost control of everything
♪ This is all about
♪ I can't get used to this
♪ I try, but I just reminisce
♪ Close my eyes and make a wish
♪ You'd let me out ♪